Sunday, 17 June 2012

father's day

good day to all you father's out there,

    I received my first "happy father's day" greeting from my wife today, and I must say. it felt great. Who would have ever thought that I would some day get here.
    The journey to get here i present against any manga or non japanese short stories out there. I got to be a dad in the end. Woogoo Gaagaa. Damn, I can't wait to play with the kid.
    I say wow again because I just realize that us guys get another day to be made special, or remembered, or hated, however the love may come across, but us guys actually get one extra day to maybe watch a basketball game in peace, and the other days are Christmas, and my birthday, but holy cow, this extra day is amazing.
    Happy father's day y'all. I have to prepare the laundry in a minute, just baked an apple pie, with the best crust ever, and also have to do the dishes now.
    enjoy the day.


Wednesday, 13 June 2012

the saga interlude

hello friends..... nice to have you guys here again today... and today's sermon is.... sorry about that, i just wanted to lead in like an evangelist, not from los angeles, not under duress as i address, you all, maybe saul paul sitting on a stall, writing to enthral, nope it's not about gall,  i would not spread you to the wall..... again sorry about that,  i just ventured back into some of my free stylin from the old days, where everything i lays, all my ways, catching lots of rays, and now i got greys.
the beautiful ass beside me just let me know the other day that i have to at least blog about something on a regular basis, otherwise, people will just forget about it. Well thanks for all the page views guys, and i will try to keep entertaining with some of stupid point of views or at least experiences to being a new father.
   My wife and her beautiful ass bought me my first "father's day" gift the other day. My very own coffee maker. WOOOHOOO!!!I guess she got tired of watching me put the filter directly over the cup and straining boiling water over it. Also very hard to have another cup if one wants more. Also, i got to fold my first baby item yesterday when I did some of the laundry. No, the baby is not out yet, it's just that we bought some burping cloths which i though were rather stiff, and so i ran them through the wash. Revelations are kool, especially inside the laundry room. I like the idea of being a father soon. And for those that know me, tough shit, there is another one like me.I must say that i'm rather anxious at this point waiting for my son and i to have some fun times at the beach.
    I like the beach. Do you guys like the beach?
and so, that was me saying hello. and i hope you guys are having a good time today as well.
So, now on with today's blog........


Saturday, 9 June 2012

the forbidden zone

here we go, something to blog about finally. this being a blogger shit can be quiet a responsibility. I mean, it can't be exciting all the time right? Let me see... I quit my job, started a new company, and in, now to 2 months from now, my beautiful wife will have a beautiful baby to add to this mess we call sector 7 earth.
  that was my hello,
and to those that continue to read this stuff... thanks. you guys make me feel i got something to say. So, thanks.
Anyway, i went to a baby shower today. A man in the forbidden zone called "the baby shower". I was in the shitter looking deep into my head what excuses i could pull to get out of it but i could not find any good reason. So, I went and had a good time.
    I went in there thinking there would be lots of pink. You know, pink bows, pink ribbons, pink geisha girls running around serving us pink crackers and coffee. But nope and all I can is that apart from all the ribbons and bows, and crackers, .... guys, we have been missing out. They have lots of food at these things! Lots of meat. You know, MEAT. We should go to baby showers more often. I also did not win the price. Rookie mistake i guess. The game was kool though, but i think it could used some sort of ball.
    So mommy cried for all the gifts she received and everyone was happy. Holy shit. A freaking normal gathering where no-one was passing around a huge bahamian do the mamba joint. The people that offered their place also had a beautiful home, and so that was kool. I only hope they knew their was a baby shower going on inside their home while they did their driveway. Nice neighbourhood though.
    I did not get any of the cake though. Got caught up with the owners of the home while they were laying down their cobbled cement walkway. I thought i should pick up some ideas while the wife has been messing with ideas about a cob and hay bail home. Nothing too exciting of course but it does keep one from writing down shit all the time.
    And so, there you have it guys. Baby shower, Not as much pink as you would think. Lots of food. Games. No joints. Some crying. Also some cobble stoning. Kool shit.
    I thought I'd just say hi since the baby has not come out yet. Oh yeah, we also had our first "false alarm" the other night which ended up at the hospital. Her Dr. came in though it was already nearing 11 pm, and so i thought this would be the night the little shit came out, but nope... our first false alarm. Well, we were thinking of visiting the birth section facilities anyway. I guess that was one way to do it. My wife got some something stuck up her to check for an opened cervix. Nope. Okay. Go home and wait for real pain is all she said. It was free to get into the hospital, and all it costed was the cab ride. Not a bad way to change the routine that way have been in lately i guess.
    Oh yeah, thank god this was practice because i think i forgot everything.
     Good talking to all of you again, and I say dos be don ya. What? you don't like the spelling?
    And oh yes, through all of this, my wife still has her beautiful ass.


Sunday, 3 June 2012

the blogger

hello again, people of this domain,
   i supposed something has to be said about the person writing all this stuff about my wife's beautiful ass. I supposed i could say i'm canadian, done all sorts of shit, even been to outer space a while ago, i kast all sorts of good spells, collect rocks, like to fall asleep at the beach, have a beautiful wife, and now, i'm also going to be a father. So, in short, still all sorts of shit going on. Good shit though.
  So this is what I got to say today. I know bees are still dying off  in numbers, i'm pretty much convinced that i will step into fresh cow manure in the near future, and i just baked fresh bread. With Honey. We went to the farmer's  market today and you know, you can still get cookies there. She of course wanted to see everything there, because the first one we went to was an empty parking lot. I'm glad i was actually listening to her when she was naming off where these farmer's market would be. One stop away is Trout Lake. Good little market it turned out, and even watched a dog chase the ducks back in to the water. So, lots of shit.
   The Kid inside of her i think is a giant. He also wants to come out. I want him to dunk over Jordan one day.
    Also, we bought goose eggs for $2.00 each, Can you believe that? It better be worth baking the bread too. Breakfast will be awesome.
    Anyway, stepping into manure will be for building cob walls one day. Eco homes is the big discussion on the table these days. I know it's a lot of dancing. Maybe, we will need... 5 kids for this. I was waiting for a shot after I wrote that bit, and it came. She only wants 2 Kids. Or give birth to 2. I want 17. She just strangled me.
    It's a good time for sucking up now as i protect my vitals.  You know that feeling guys, when all of a sudden you got Cat Woman beside you, preying on all of your weaknesses.
    i gotta go.